As.....what?

Following on from the post Slang

"I'm as hot as a roast chicken"

My daughter needs no prompting now to fill in the "as...what?" and she comes up with some beauts.

I was nearly rolling on the floor with laughter with this one, only it was my driveway and I was really hot too.

A few hours later

"I'm as hot as a boiled potato"

I asked if that was less hot than a roast chicken and was told "yes but I'm still really hot".